Yeah, right.You can lead a horse to water, but you know, once he’s there, watching a horse drink water isn’t really all that exciting.

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll always smell like fish.

It’s really important to stop and smell the roses. Otherwise, someone might come up to you at any time and ask you how the roses smell, and you’d just say, “Huh?”

If I ever meet a bear in the woods, I think I’ll just play dead. That way, if he starts to maul me, I probably won’t even feel it.

In the unlikely event that you experience a loss of cabin pressure, I sure hope I’m not sitting next to you.

A penny saved is a penny earned, but a penny earned is like a penny that you didn’t have before you earned it, and a penny saved really isn’t like that at all.