{"id":144,"date":"2004-12-15T17:37:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-15T17:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2004\/12\/15\/peggys-magic-sex-feet\/"},"modified":"2004-12-15T17:37:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-15T17:37:00","slug":"peggys-magic-sex-feet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2004\/12\/15\/peggys-magic-sex-feet\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Peggy&#8217;s Magic Sex Feet&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/home.inreach.com\/chrisandjanet\/weblog\/peggyhill.jpg\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" hspace=\"10\" alt=\"Nothing to click here... move along.\" \/>God help me, I was actually doing <em>work<\/em>, like I&#8217;m at work, at my desk, doing real <em>&#8220;work&#8221;<\/em>, when a necessary Google search plopped <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/arlen_texas\/sexfeet.htm\">King of the Hill Quotes: &#8220;Peggy&#8217;s Magic Sex Feet&#8221;<\/a> into my lap.<\/p>\n<p>(It&#8217;s really kinda sick when you start reading it out of context, but it has closure.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>God help me, I was actually doing work, like I&#8217;m at work, at my desk, doing real &#8220;work&#8221;, when a necessary Google search plopped King of the Hill Quotes: &#8220;Peggy&#8217;s Magic Sex Feet&#8221; into my lap. (It&#8217;s really kinda sick when you start reading it out of context, but it has closure.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=144"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}