{"id":149,"date":"2004-12-09T18:10:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-09T18:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2004\/12\/09\/the-contortion-home-page\/"},"modified":"2004-12-09T18:10:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-09T18:10:00","slug":"the-contortion-home-page","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2004\/12\/09\/the-contortion-home-page\/","title":{"rendered":"The Contortion Home Page"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/home.inreach.com\/chrisandjanet\/weblog\/contortionist.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/home.inreach.com\/chrisandjanet\/weblog\/tcontortionist.jpg\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" hspace=\"10\" alt=\"Click for bigger pic...\" \/><\/a>In today&#8217;s e-mail, Daily Inbox sent me a link to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.contortionhomepage.com\/\">The Contortion Home Page<\/a>. It never ceases to amaze me what a hairless monkey with a too-big brain can do if he works hard enough at it &#8211; I mean, I can still put my foot behind my head, but this is PFR!<\/p>\n<p>(PFR is a codeword that The Lady Janet and I use for &#8220;pretty f***ing ridiculous&#8221;, it&#8217;s along the same lines as &#8220;No BFD&#8221;&#8230; just thought I&#8217;d share this handy tool &#8211; hey, maybe it&#8217;s the next LOL!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In today&#8217;s e-mail, Daily Inbox sent me a link to The Contortion Home Page. It never ceases to amaze me what a hairless monkey with a too-big brain can do if he works hard enough at it &#8211; I mean, I can still put my foot behind my head, but this is PFR! (PFR is &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2004\/12\/09\/the-contortion-home-page\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Contortion Home Page&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}