The Lady Janet went to San Francisco today, so I got to spend the whole day with Emily. We had so much fun, and it was really cool.<\/p>\n
Because her kindergarten class did a whole thing on the original Thanksgiving feast this week, we got to play “Indians.” She made me pick out an Indian name, and I chose “Runs-with-Cats,” but “Princess Clearwater” insisted that I make it “Chief<\/i> Runs-with-Cats,” and I hate to admit it, but that kinda works for me.<\/p>\n
Then we did all kinds of things, like painting each others faces (to look like cats), making a placemat for me to use at the feast exactly<\/i> like the one she brought home from school, and having a “campfire” around a candle.<\/p>\n
But it got really cool when we went to have the “feast,” which was a grilled cheese sandwich, and the dialogue went like this:<\/p>\n
\nChris:<\/b> Does our tribe like our sandwiches cut into triangles or straight across?<\/p>\n
Emily:<\/b> In half<\/u>.<\/p>\n
Chris<\/b> (demonstrating):<\/b> Diagonally like this? (lays knife from corner to corner) or straight like this? (lays knife straight across the center)<\/p>\n
Emily:<\/b> Straight<\/u>. Our<\/i> tribe doesn’t use any diagonals. They don’t even have a word for “diagonal.” When you say “diagonal” to them, they just hear “blah-bla-blah-bla-blah.”<\/p>\n