{"id":184,"date":"2004-10-18T17:45:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-18T17:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2004\/10\/18\/were-doing-five-blades-the-onion\/"},"modified":"2004-10-18T17:45:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-18T17:45:00","slug":"were-doing-five-blades-the-onion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2004\/10\/18\/were-doing-five-blades-the-onion\/","title":{"rendered":"We&#8217;re Doing Five Blades &#8211; The Onion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/home.inreach.com\/chrisandjanet\/weblog\/schick.jpg\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" hspace=\"10\" alt=\"Schick Quattro.\" \/>For some reason, people are starting to find Asparagus Pee by searching for &#8220;Quattro&#038;#153&#8221; and &#8220;5-blade razor&#8221; again, and the old link to The Onion article I think they&#8217;re really looking for has long since been moved into a subscription-only archive, so as a public service, I present this link to a completely illegal copy on somebody else&#8217;s site: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.physics.mcgill.ca\/~arobic\/funny\/Gillette.html\">Forget Everything, We&#8217;re Doing Five Blades &#8211; The Onion<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For some reason, people are starting to find Asparagus Pee by searching for &#8220;Quattro&#038;#153&#8221; and &#8220;5-blade razor&#8221; again, and the old link to The Onion article I think they&#8217;re really looking for has long since been moved into a subscription-only archive, so as a public service, I present this link to a completely illegal copy &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2004\/10\/18\/were-doing-five-blades-the-onion\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;We&#8217;re Doing Five Blades &#8211; The Onion&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=184"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}