{"id":205,"date":"2004-09-17T20:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-17T20:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2004\/09\/17\/anna-benson\/"},"modified":"2004-09-17T20:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-17T20:00:00","slug":"anna-benson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2004\/09\/17\/anna-benson\/","title":{"rendered":"Anna Benson"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Asparagus Pee&#8217;s getting a <a href=\"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/weblog\/wifesearch.jpg\">bunch of hits<\/a> on &#8220;Chris Benson&#8217;s Wife&#8221; again. <\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re looking for her, go directly to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.annabenson.net\/\">annabenson.net<\/a>. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. (Or hang around and read <a href=\"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/weblog\/2004\/07\/annabensonnet.html\">Anna Benson&#8217;s Not Here<\/a>, sign the guestbook, leave a comment, or whatever. Vote Kerry.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Asparagus Pee&#8217;s getting a bunch of hits on &#8220;Chris Benson&#8217;s Wife&#8221; again. If you&#8217;re looking for her, go directly to annabenson.net. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. (Or hang around and read Anna Benson&#8217;s Not Here, sign the guestbook, leave a comment, or whatever. Vote Kerry.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=205"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}