{"id":251,"date":"2004-05-26T07:16:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-26T07:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2004\/05\/26\/i-sure-didnt-see-that-coming\/"},"modified":"2004-05-26T07:16:00","modified_gmt":"2004-05-26T07:16:00","slug":"i-sure-didnt-see-that-coming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2004\/05\/26\/i-sure-didnt-see-that-coming\/","title":{"rendered":"I Sure Didn&#8217;t See That Coming!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4>Sure didn&#8217;t see <i>that<\/i> coming!<\/h4>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"5\" style=\"font-size:9pt\">\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/asparaguspee.blogspot.com\/brokentable.jpg\" hspace=\"10\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/asparaguspee.blogspot.com\/tbrokentable.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Can you believe this???\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<td>So I&#8217;m sitting outside at the glass patio table on our deck, and I&#8217;ve just finished eating my sausage-burger and Tater-Tots&#038;#153, and I&#8217;m about to set down my glass of iced tea, and all of a sudden, without a sound, without any warning, the table is not there.<\/p>\n<p>It collapsed, in less than a second, into a snapping, crackling, and popping pile of broken glass. It&#8217;s just plain weird, man.<\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/asparaguspee.blogspot.com\/glasspile.jpg\" border=\"0\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/asparaguspee.blogspot.com\/tglasspile.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Broken glass...\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sure didn&#8217;t see that coming! So I&#8217;m sitting outside at the glass patio table on our deck, and I&#8217;ve just finished eating my sausage-burger and Tater-Tots&#038;#153, and I&#8217;m about to set down my glass of iced tea, and all of a sudden, without a sound, without any warning, the table is not there. It collapsed, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2004\/05\/26\/i-sure-didnt-see-that-coming\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I Sure Didn&#8217;t See That Coming!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=251"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}