{"id":260,"date":"2004-05-11T05:53:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-11T05:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2004\/05\/11\/"},"modified":"2004-05-11T05:53:00","modified_gmt":"2004-05-11T05:53:00","slug":"260","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2004\/05\/11\/260\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/asparaguspee.blogspot.com\/doh.jpg\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" hspace=\"10\" alt=\"Coveted Asparagus Pee Doh! Award.\" \/>I don&#8217;t ever download any music off the Internet, legal or otherwise, because we already have about 500 albums and 300 CD&#8217;s that we don&#8217;t ever listen to. But I do listen to the radio when I&#8217;m in my car, and I really like this stupid song that&#8217;s a remake of the Gloria Gaynor classic <i>I Will Survive<\/i>, which I hated, but it&#8217;s a little faster and a little more hip-hop, and it&#8217;s got a new chorus that goes something like &#8216;This love has taken its toll on me. You said, &#8220;Good-bye,&#8221; too many times before,&#8217; and I&#8217;ve heard it something like 5 or 6 times, and I&#8217;ll be darned if they&#8217;ll ever tell me who it&#8217;s by.<\/p>\n<p>So here&#8217;s a big ol&#8217; clue for the RIAA: <em>Stop suing kids for downloading Eminem bootlegs and try to get the radio stations to tell me who the songs are by so I can go out and buy their records!<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>While I&#8217;m doh!-ing, here&#8217;s one for the think tank at the Microsoft campus: It would be really cool if when I get an HTML formatted message in Outlook, the status line would show me the URL for a link in the message body the way IE does. Seems like an easy thing.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>By the way, here&#8217;s a recycled post with links to some songs that I&#8217;ve recorded over the years. I have around 10 times the number of vistors I had when I originally posted this, so maybe someone will find something to enjoy, and please remember, bloggers live for comments.<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<table width=\"65%\" border=\"2\" cellspacing=\"10\" cellpadding=\"4\" bgcolor=\"#336699\" bordercolor=\"white\" border-style=\"dashed\">\n<tr>\n\t\t<!-- Row 1 Column 1 --><\/p>\n<td  align=\"center\">\n\t\t\t<b>\t<a href=\"http:\/\/users.neworld.net\/chrisandjanet\/music\/Idon'tloveyounomore.wma\">I Don&#8217;t Love You No More<\/a><br \/>\n\t\t\t<\/b>\n\t\t<\/td>\n<p>\t\t<!-- Row 1 Column 2 --><\/p>\n<td  align=\"center\">\n\t\t\tA lighthearted country ditty.\n\t\t<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n\t\t<!-- Row 2 Column 1 --><\/p>\n<td  align=\"center\">\n\t\t\t<b><a href=\"http:\/\/users.neworld.net\/chrisandjanet\/music\/afraid.wma\">Why Are We All So Afraid?<\/a><br \/>\n\t\t\t<\/b>\n\t\t<\/td>\n<p>\t\t<!-- Row 2 Column 2 --><\/p>\n<td  align=\"center\">\n\t\t\tReally cool guitar &#8211; good lyrics &#038; good atmosphere provided by my brother Kevin.\n\t\t<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n\t\t<!-- Row 3 Column 1 --><\/p>\n<td  align=\"center\">\n\t\t\t<b><a href=\"http:\/\/users.neworld.net\/chrisandjanet\/music\/allIeverwanttodo.wma\">All I Ever Wanna Do<\/a><br \/>\n\t\t\t<\/b>\n\t\t<\/td>\n<p>\t\t<!-- Row 3 Column 2 --><\/p>\n<td  align=\"center\">\n\t\t\tGood song &#8211; the girl I wrote it for was unimpressed, but that&#8217;s OK &#8211; I like it. Not a very good recording, though.\n\t\t<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n\t\t<!-- Row 4 Column 1 --><\/p>\n<td  align=\"center\">\n\t\t\t<b><a href=\"http:\/\/users.neworld.net\/chrisandjanet\/music\/couplesnmoney.wma\">Couples &#038; Money<\/a><br \/>\n\t\t\t<\/b>\n\t\t<\/td>\n<p>\t\t<!-- Row 4 Column 2 --><\/p>\n<td  align=\"center\">\n\t\t\tVery nice, bouncy little Beatlesque thing. Actually appears on a commercial audiobook by the same name, in a slightly different studio recording that&#8217;s not as good.\n\t\t<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n\t\t<!-- Row 5 Column 1 --><\/p>\n<td  align=\"center\">\n\t\t\t<b><a href=\"http:\/\/users.neworld.net\/chrisandjanet\/music\/flow.wma\">Go with the Flow<\/a><br \/>\n\t\t\t<\/b>\n\t\t<\/td>\n<p>\t\t<!-- Row 5 Column 2 --><\/p>\n<td  align=\"center\">\n\t\t\tMajor Lennon-ish production number.\n\t\t<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n\t\t<!-- Row 6 Column 1 --><\/p>\n<td  align=\"center\">\n\t\t\t<b><a href=\"http:\/\/users.neworld.net\/chrisandjanet\/music\/forchaaya.wma\">For Chaaya<\/a><br \/>\n\t\t\t<\/b>\n\t\t<\/td>\n<p>\t\t<!-- Row 6 Column 2 --><\/p>\n<td  align=\"center\">\n\t\t\tVery real sounding classical guitar piece, but it ain&#8217;t live &#8211; it&#8217;s Memorex. Even when I actually played this many years ago, I used several tracks.\n\t\t<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n\t\t<!-- Row 7 Column 1 --><\/p>\n<td  align=\"center\">\n\t\t\t<b><a href=\"http:\/\/users.neworld.net\/chrisandjanet\/music\/hard.wma\">Sometimes It&#8217;s Hard<\/a><br \/>\n\t\t\t<\/b>\n\t\t<\/td>\n<p>\t\t<!-- Row 7 Column 2 --><\/p>\n<td  align=\"center\">\n\t\t\tThis may well be the best thing I&#8217;ve ever come up with.\n\t\t<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n\t\t<!-- Row 8 Column 1 --><\/p>\n<td  align=\"center\">\n\t\t\t<b><a href=\"http:\/\/users.neworld.net\/chrisandjanet\/music\/levis.wma\">Levi&#8217;s 501 Ad<\/a><br \/>\n\t\t\t<\/b>\n\t\t<\/td>\n<p>\t\t<!-- Row 8 Column 2 --><\/p>\n<td  align=\"center\">\n\t\t\tThis was back in the days when Sasson jeans was running an ad where Elton John sang &#8216;Sassons mean so much.&#8217; I actually sent it to Levi&#8217;s via Foote, Cone &#038; Belding, and they sent it back registered mail with a copy of their unsolicited ideas policy.\n\t\t<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n\t\t<!-- Row 9 Column 1 --><\/p>\n<td  align=\"center\">\n\t\t\t<b><a href=\"http:\/\/users.neworld.net\/chrisandjanet\/music\/lookaround.wma\">Look Around<\/a><br \/>\n\t\t\t<\/b>\n\t\t<\/td>\n<p>\t\t<!-- Row 9 Column 2 --><\/p>\n<td  align=\"center\">\n\t\t\tAnother Lennon song I tried to write.\n\t\t<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n\t\t<!-- Row 10 Column 1 --><\/p>\n<td  align=\"center\">\n\t\t\t<b><br \/>\n\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/users.neworld.net\/chrisandjanet\/music\/nowomanblues.wma\">No Woman Blues<\/a><\/b>\n\t\t<\/td>\n<p>\t\t<!-- Row 10 Column 2 --><\/p>\n<td  align=\"center\">\n\t\t\tWhat it says.\n\t\t<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n\t\t<!-- Row 11 Column 1 --><\/p>\n<td  align=\"center\">\n\t\t\t<b><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/users.neworld.net\/chrisandjanet\/music\/rain.wma\">Out in the Rain<\/a><\/b>\n\t\t<\/td>\n<p>\t\t<!-- Row 11 Column 2 --><\/p>\n<td  align=\"center\">\n\t\t\tThis is my first big <i>piano<\/i> number from when we got my mother-in-law&#8217;s old piano a few years ago.\n\t\t<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n\t\t<!-- Row 12 Column 1 --><\/p>\n<td  align=\"center\">\n\t\t\t<b><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/users.neworld.net\/chrisandjanet\/music\/separation.wma\">Separation<\/a><\/b>\n\t\t<\/td>\n<p>\t\t<!-- Row 12 Column 2 --><\/p>\n<td  align=\"center\">\n\t\t\t20-something angst about a long-distance romance. Nice pseudo-classical acoustic solo piece played live.\n\t\t<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n\t\t<!-- Row 13 Column 1 --><\/p>\n<td  align=\"center\">\n\t\t\t<b><br \/>\n\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/users.neworld.net\/chrisandjanet\/music\/soinlove.wma\">I&#8217;m So in Love with You<\/a><\/b>\n\t\t<\/td>\n<p>\t\t<!-- Row 13 Column 2 --><\/p>\n<td  align=\"center\">\n\t\t\tThis may be my most elaborate production number to date.\n\t\t<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n\t\t<!-- Row 14 Column 1 --><\/p>\n<td  align=\"center\">\n\t\t\t<b><br \/>\n\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/users.neworld.net\/chrisandjanet\/music\/tonofpain.wma\">Ton of Pain<\/a><\/b>\n\t\t<\/td>\n<p>\t\t<!-- Row 14 Column 2 --><\/p>\n<td  align=\"center\">\n\t\t\tAnother light-hearted country piece.\n\t\t<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t ever download any music off the Internet, legal or otherwise, because we already have about 500 albums and 300 CD&#8217;s that we don&#8217;t ever listen to. But I do listen to the radio when I&#8217;m in my car, and I really like this stupid song that&#8217;s a remake of the Gloria Gaynor classic &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2004\/05\/11\/260\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=260"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}