{"id":263,"date":"2004-04-27T22:58:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-27T22:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2004\/04\/27\/"},"modified":"2004-04-27T22:58:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-27T22:58:00","slug":"263","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2004\/04\/27\/263\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<table cellpadding=\"5\">\n<tr>\n<td align=\"top\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/asparaguspee.blogspot.com\/hp2100.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Dumb ol' controls.\" \/><\/td>\n<td rowspan=\"2\">\n<div style=\"font-size:9pt\">I hardly ever print, but when I do, about half the time my job doesn&#8217;t come out. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m the IT guy here, so I understand all about printservers and queues and all that, and when I walk over to that stupid printer, I look at these unlabeled lights and buttons and I feel like I want to do something. But I&#8217;m pretty sure they&#8217;re just there so you feel like you <em>can<\/em> do something, because all that ever happens is that I push that big button right there on the corner that looks like it&#8217;s saying &#8220;Come on, push me. No really, I can help.&#8221; and all it does is spit out a test page with a picture of the printer on it.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not trusting that button anymore.<\/p><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" align=\"center\"><b>Stupid HP2100 Printer<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hardly ever print, but when I do, about half the time my job doesn&#8217;t come out. I&#8217;m the IT guy here, so I understand all about printservers and queues and all that, and when I walk over to that stupid printer, I look at these unlabeled lights and buttons and I feel like I &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2004\/04\/27\/263\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=263"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}