{"id":265,"date":"2004-04-20T07:52:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-20T07:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2004\/04\/20\/"},"modified":"2004-04-20T07:52:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-20T07:52:00","slug":"265","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2004\/04\/20\/265\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/asparaguspee.blogspot.com\/duh.jpg\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Coveted Asparagus Pee Duh! Award\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It turns out that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/news\/nation\/2004-04-05-tv-bottomstrip_x.htm\">watching too much TV causes short attention spans<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>What was that again? <\/p>\n<p>Huh?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It turns out that watching too much TV causes short attention spans. What was that again? Huh?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-265","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=265"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}