{"id":267,"date":"2004-04-20T07:20:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-20T07:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2004\/04\/20\/"},"modified":"2004-04-20T07:20:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-20T07:20:00","slug":"267","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2004\/04\/20\/267\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/asparaguspee.blogspot.com\/quote.jpg\" border=\"0\" align=\"left\" hspace=\"10\" alt=\"The Quotable Asparagus Pee\" \/><\/p>\n<p><p>Here&#8217;s the problem with house cleaning: <\/p>\n<p>Not only does Nature abhor a vacuum, but she seems to have something against a clean horizontal surface.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s the problem with house cleaning: Not only does Nature abhor a vacuum, but she seems to have something against a clean horizontal surface.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=267"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}