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You can lead a horse to water, but you know, once he’s there, watching a horse drink water isn’t really all that exciting.<\/p>\nYou can lead a horse to water, but you know, once he’s there, watching a horse drink water isn’t really all that exciting.<\/p>\n
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll always smell like fish.<\/p>\n
It’s really important to stop and smell the roses. Otherwise, someone might come up to you at any time and ask you how the roses smell, and you’d just say, “Huh?”<\/p>\n
If I ever meet a bear in the woods, I think I’ll just play dead. That way, if he starts to maul me, I probably won’t even feel it.<\/p>\n
In the unlikely event that you experience a loss of cabin pressure, I sure hope I’m not sitting next to you.<\/p>\n
A penny saved is a penny earned, but a penny earned is like a penny that you didn’t have before you earned it, and a penny saved really isn’t like that at all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
You can lead a horse to water, but you know, once he’s there, watching a horse drink water isn’t really all that exciting. Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll always smell like fish. It’s really important to stop and smell the roses. … <\/p>\n