{"id":343,"date":"2003-11-04T20:27:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-04T20:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2003\/11\/04\/"},"modified":"2003-11-04T20:27:00","modified_gmt":"2003-11-04T20:27:00","slug":"343","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2003\/11\/04\/343\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/asparaguspee.blogspot.com\/EmilyBottle.jpg\" alt=\"Ooooh... Scary!\" align=\"left\" vspace=\"5\" hspace=\"10\" \/>Our next door neighbor&#8217;s kid suggested that Emily should go trick-or-treating as a water bottle, and darned if Mrs. Asparagus Pee didn&#8217;t make it happen. The label says, &#8216;Emily&#8217;s Best crystal clear Auburn Tap Water.&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our next door neighbor&#8217;s kid suggested that Emily should go trick-or-treating as a water bottle, and darned if Mrs. Asparagus Pee didn&#8217;t make it happen. The label says, &#8216;Emily&#8217;s Best crystal clear Auburn Tap Water.&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=343"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}