{"id":345,"date":"2003-10-28T16:47:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-28T16:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2003\/10\/28\/"},"modified":"2003-10-28T16:47:00","modified_gmt":"2003-10-28T16:47:00","slug":"345","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2003\/10\/28\/345\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

I sure wasn’t expecting to have to say this, but here’s a very clever quote from Attorney General John Ashcroft:<\/p>\n

“There are only two things necessary in life &#151 WD-40 and duct tape… WD-40 for things that don’t move and should, and duct tape for things that do move and shouldn’t.”<\/i><\/p>\n

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Okay, this is getting links all over the place, but it’s worth a look – the guy’s wife had an affair and left him, so he’s selling her beanie babies on E-bay: Collection of 26 Beanie Babies from Ex-Wife<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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There’s a great article at Guardian Unlimited called 300 Reasons We Love the Simpsons<\/a>. Reasons 66-75? Bart’s 10 best blackboard lines: I was not touched ‘there’ by an angel; Fire is not the cleanser; Fish do not like coffee; Pork is not a verb; The hamster did not have ‘a full life’; No one wants to hear about my sciatica; I am not my long-lost twin; The nurse is not dealing; I will not surprise the incontinent; Temptation Island is not a sleazy piece of crap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I sure wasn’t expecting to have to say this, but here’s a very clever quote from Attorney General John Ashcroft: “There are only two things necessary in life &#151 WD-40 and duct tape… WD-40 for things that don’t move and should, and duct tape for things that do move and shouldn’t.” Okay, this is getting … <\/p>\n

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