{"id":370,"date":"2003-09-19T06:14:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-19T06:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2003\/09\/19\/"},"modified":"2003-09-19T06:14:00","modified_gmt":"2003-09-19T06:14:00","slug":"370","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2003\/09\/19\/370\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve started watching the Simpsons again on late-night television, <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/asparaguspee.blogspot.com\/bart.gif\" align=\"left\" vspace=\"5\" hspace=\"10\" \/>and tonight&#8217;s was a great episode where Ned Flanders&#8217; house gets obliterated by a hurricane (how apropos) but the rest of Springfield escapes unscathed. Then they have a flashback to when Ned&#8217;s Beatnik parents took him in for anger management, and they say to the psychologist, &#8220;We&#8217;ve tried nothin&#8217;, man, and we&#8217;re all out of ideas.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve started watching the Simpsons again on late-night television, and tonight&#8217;s was a great episode where Ned Flanders&#8217; house gets obliterated by a hurricane (how apropos) but the rest of Springfield escapes unscathed. Then they have a flashback to when Ned&#8217;s Beatnik parents took him in for anger management, and they say to the psychologist, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2003\/09\/19\/370\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-370","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=370"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}