{"id":371,"date":"2003-09-19T05:55:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-19T05:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2003\/09\/19\/"},"modified":"2003-09-19T05:55:00","modified_gmt":"2003-09-19T05:55:00","slug":"371","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2003\/09\/19\/371\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbs.com\/primetime\/survivor7\/\">Survivor<\/a>&#8216;s here! We watched the premiere this evening, and once again, we&#8217;re excited about Survivor. Tonight&#8217;s highlight? The &#8216;Morgan&#8217; tribe had agreed that since Osten was having such a hard time keeping his pants on (and apparently doesn&#8217;t know that &#8216;Austin&#8217; would be better), if they started to slip off, the other two &#8216;main&#8217; guys would drop their drawers as well.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbs.com\/primetime\/survivor7\/\" alt=\"Survivor?\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/asparaguspee.blogspot.com\/logo.jpg\" align=\"left\" vspace=\"3\" hspace=\"10\" \/><\/a>So, during the first Immunity Challenge, the guy&#8217;s pants start to fall down, and Andrew and Ryan O. take theirs off too. At this point, we have the classic quote of the first show, when Jon &#8216;Fairplay&#8217; Dalton (because he &#8216;doesn&#8217;t play fair&#8217;) yells, &#8216;MOVE SOME ROCKS, JERKS!&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Survivor&#8216;s here! We watched the premiere this evening, and once again, we&#8217;re excited about Survivor. Tonight&#8217;s highlight? The &#8216;Morgan&#8217; tribe had agreed that since Osten was having such a hard time keeping his pants on (and apparently doesn&#8217;t know that &#8216;Austin&#8217; would be better), if they started to slip off, the other two &#8216;main&#8217; guys &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2003\/09\/19\/371\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=371"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}