{"id":374,"date":"2003-09-16T18:03:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-16T18:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2003\/09\/16\/"},"modified":"2003-09-16T18:03:00","modified_gmt":"2003-09-16T18:03:00","slug":"374","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2003\/09\/16\/374\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B00009QGF2\/asparpeegoobl-20\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/asparaguspee.blogspot.com\/B00009QGF2.01.MZZZZZZZ.jpg\" border=\"0\" align=\"left\" alt=\"cover\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"3\" width=\"80\" height=\"80\" \/><\/a>I&#8217;ve been listening to this new Fountains of Wayne CD I just bought called <i>Welcome Interstate Managers<\/i>, and it is fantastic. They sound a lot like The Cars did in their better years, but also pretty Beatle-y, and a lot like my music sounds in my head before it gets out and I screw it all up. I bought mine at the record store next door for $18.95 to try to help them stay in business, but I&#8217;d encourage you to click on the picture and buy one from Amazon right now for $12.99.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Our local Albertson&#8217;s has had 1 lb. chubs of ground turkey on sale for $1 each, so last night I fixed us up some <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/asparaguspee.blogspot.com\/turkey.jpg\" align=\"left\" vspace=\"5\" hspace=\"10\" height=\"70\" width=\"70\" \/>turkey burgers. I&#8217;ve been in the habit of thinking that ground turkey is leaner than hamburger, and the label on the chub said, &#8220;50% Less Fat than Hamburger!&#8221; But I checked it against the label on the ground beef chubs we buy from Costco, and the turkey had about 33% <i>more<\/i> fat than the beef &#8211; guess the 50% less claim is for the old-fashioned 30% fat hamburger that I grew up with, and not the 10 &#8211; 15% stuff we usually buy.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>We&#8217;ve been having a problem with little moths getting into our cupboards and getting little wormies in our flour, rice, etc., so we&#8217;ve been putting in these pheremone lure &#8216;pantry pest traps&#8217; to try to capture them. But there seem to be more moths everywhere in our house than we&#8217;ve ever had, and I&#8217;m becoming convinced that the pheremones are attracting way more extra moths than the traps are catching. It&#8217;s an interesting Catch-22, and I&#8217;ve also  wondered often if those electric bug-zappers don&#8217;t just attract more bugs to your yard.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>As a seller of audiobooks, I was at a convention of my audiobook industry peers awhile back, and I told someone there that as the popularity of audiobooks continues to grow, we should consider an ad campaign based around the slogan, &#8220;Audiobooks&#8230; Not Just for Blind People Anymore!&#8221; and she had a cow. She went on to tell me that as an audio producer, she had recorded numerous programs for &#8220;Books for the Blind,&#8221; and that it was extremely important to say &#8220;people who can&#8217;t see&#8221; instead of &#8220;blind people,&#8221; because it stresses that the afflicted parties are people first.<\/p>\n<p>Well, here&#8217;s what the National Federation for the Blind has to say about it: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blind.net\/bpg00005.htm\">The Pitfalls of Political Correctness: Euphemisms Excoriated<\/a>. (Special thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sunnyplaceforshadypeople.blogspot.com\/\">Sunny Place<\/a> for the link.)<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Turns out people <i>don&#8217;t<\/i> wash their hands about 25% of the time in U.S. airport restrooms (blech! What are they thinking!?), but they do much better when there&#8217;s been a SARS outbreak: <a href=\"http:\/\/news.excite.com\/odd\/article\/id\/354594%7Coddlyenough%7C09-16-2003::11:04%7Creuters.html\">Excite &#8211; News<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>While we&#8217;re on the topic of airports and public safety, here&#8217;s something that&#8217;s just plain scary: <a href=\"http:\/\/cbs.marketwatch.com\/news\/story.asp?siteid=mktw&amp;dist=nwhpf&amp;guid=%7BCF389A06-834C-468F-A730-402991A766F0%7D\">Color-coded Travel Badges<\/a>.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Here are a few more pics from Bodega Bay &#8211; sure looks like fun! (Click for bigger pics.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/asparaguspee.blogspot.com\/beach2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/asparaguspee.blogspot.com\/tbeach2.jpg\" alt=\"Name in the Sand\" border=\"0\" hspace=\"10\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/asparaguspee.blogspot.com\/beach1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/asparaguspee.blogspot.com\/tbeach1.jpg\" alt=\"This is the life!\" border=\"0\" hspace=\"10\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/asparaguspee.blogspot.com\/castle.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/asparaguspee.blogspot.com\/tcastle.jpg\" alt=\"Goobleky Castle Made of Silly Sand\" border=\"0\" hspace=\"10\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been listening to this new Fountains of Wayne CD I just bought called Welcome Interstate Managers, and it is fantastic. 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