{"id":393,"date":"2003-08-14T02:27:00","date_gmt":"2003-08-14T02:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2003\/08\/14\/"},"modified":"2003-08-14T02:27:00","modified_gmt":"2003-08-14T02:27:00","slug":"393","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2003\/08\/14\/393\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

Well, I did add the little blurb about Gooblek over in the sidebar, and rearranged things a bit, but after reviewing my site log, I’ve decided that I can’t be held responsible for what people put into search engines. One of my more recent visitors was looking for “lawry’s foods” and got a hit because of my article<\/a> on seasoned salt, MSG, and umami, and I may even have been helpful to them. But I’m not sure what to do about the person who was searching for “poem about asparagus.” Oh what the heck:<\/p>\n


\nIn spring when hopeful raindrops fall
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\nUpon my garden plot of clay
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\nDo tiny phallic shoots of green
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\nPoke out their heads as if to play<\/p>\n

\nI cut them down whilst wee they be
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\nAnd steam and eat them avidly
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\nFor all must certainly agree
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\nIt makes for funny smelling pee
\n<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I hate to admit it, but I’ve been going around trying to get some of the high profile blogmeisters to link to my Gray Davis-to-Arnold morph<\/a> like some kind of link-whore ingenue, and so far nobody’s interested. Oh well. Tomorrow I’m supposed to answer Five Pointless Questions for John Walkenbach’s J-Walk blog<\/a>, and that should drive a bunch of poor innocents over here for no good reason.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Well, I did add the little blurb about Gooblek over in the sidebar, and rearranged things a bit, but after reviewing my site log, I’ve decided that I can’t be held responsible for what people put into search engines. One of my more recent visitors was looking for “lawry’s foods” and got a hit because … <\/p>\n

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