{"id":396,"date":"2003-08-06T01:01:00","date_gmt":"2003-08-06T01:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2003\/08\/06\/"},"modified":"2003-08-06T01:01:00","modified_gmt":"2003-08-06T01:01:00","slug":"396","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2003\/08\/06\/396\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Emily&#8217;s questions are getting harder all the time. One of her favorites right now is, &#8220;Daddy, I want to ask you sumpthing, OK? &#8211; is [this or that person or thing] really real, I mean <i>really<\/i>?&#8221; Like the other day, I showed her an article about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.steve-burns.com\/\">Steve Burns<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nickjr.com\/grownups\/home\/shows\/blue\/index.jhtml?_requestid=206176\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/asparaguspee.blogspot.com\/steveblue.jpg\" border=\"0\" align=\"left\" vspace=\"10\" hspace=\"5\" alt=\"Get a Clue!\" \/><\/a>who used to be the host of the kid&#8217;s show <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nickjr.com\/grownups\/home\/shows\/blue\/index.jhtml?_requestid=206176\">Blue&#8217;s Clues<\/a>, but left to record a rock album. So she says, &#8220;So he&#8217;s really <i>real<\/i>, huh?&#8221; and I say, &#8220;Yeah, he&#8217;s a real guy,&#8221; and she asks, tentatively with big eyes, &#8220;does that mean Blue&#8217;s real too?&#8221; and I have to say, &#8220;No, honey, Steve and Joe are real, but Blue&#8217;s just a cartoon.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s very into a couple of Christmas books about the birth of the baby Jesus, and she asked me if Jesus was really a king when he grew up, and I said yes, but I think she&#8217;s going to be disappointed when she learns the ending to the story. Then there&#8217;s the whole Santa thing &#8211; hoo boy.<\/p>\n<p>At least we haven&#8217;t kept her in the dark about <a href=\"http:\/\/users.neworld.net\/chrisandjanet\/beefcuts.jpg\">where meat comes from<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Emily&#8217;s questions are getting harder all the time. One of her favorites right now is, &#8220;Daddy, I want to ask you sumpthing, OK? &#8211; is [this or that person or thing] really real, I mean really?&#8221; Like the other day, I showed her an article about Steve Burns, who used to be the host of &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2003\/08\/06\/396\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=396"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}