{"id":397,"date":"2003-08-04T23:48:00","date_gmt":"2003-08-04T23:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2003\/08\/04\/"},"modified":"2003-08-04T23:48:00","modified_gmt":"2003-08-04T23:48:00","slug":"397","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2003\/08\/04\/397\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had an entertaining conversation with my 4-year old daughter and her 4-year old friend yesterday. It occurred to me that in order to have an engaging story with a strong plot, it helps if you have a bad guy.<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/asparaguspee.blogspot.com\/badguy.jpg\" border=\"0\" align=\"left\" vspace=\"5\" hspace=\"10\" alt=\"I'm bad. I'm bad. You know it.\" \/> So, for several minutes, I would ask the two young&#8217;uns, &#8220;where would Cinderella be without&#8230;&#8221; and they would yell &#8220;the evil stepmother!&#8221; Where would The Little Mermaid&#038;#153 be without Ursula the Sea Hag? Where would Little Red be without the big bad wolf? Well, you get the idea, but it&#8217;s a fun game, the girls enjoyed it, and you can go on as long as you like. Heck, you can even do voices like Darth Vader, if you&#8217;re into that sort of thing.<\/p>\n<p>\nSo&#8230; where would Dubbya be without Saddam? He tried to work his white-cowboy-hat hoo-doo using Osama bin Laden, but when he realized the improbability of successfully tracking him down, he had to shift the embodiment-of-evil a little ways down the axis to land on Mr. Hussein. Now, I&#8217;m not saying the guy isn&#8217;t evil. I&#8217;m not even saying he doesn&#8217;t deserve to die. I&#8217;m saying I don&#8217;t like our new big-stick foreign policy, and I don&#8217;t approve of the way the sons were handled &#8211; I find it hard to believe that there couldn&#8217;t have been a better opportunity to take them alive and take them to justice.<\/p>\n<p>\nOn a related note, here&#8217;s a good article from The Guardian U.K. called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/comment\/story\/0,3604,1007741,00.html\">America Is a Religion.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\nOn an unrelated and lighter note, here&#8217;s a fairly convincing argument that <a href=\"http:\/\/uberkinder.5u.com\/paul\/\">Paul really is dead.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had an entertaining conversation with my 4-year old daughter and her 4-year old friend yesterday. It occurred to me that in order to have an engaging story with a strong plot, it helps if you have a bad guy. So, for several minutes, I would ask the two young&#8217;uns, &#8220;where would Cinderella be without&#8230;&#8221; &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2003\/08\/04\/397\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=397"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}