{"id":457,"date":"2003-02-22T02:12:00","date_gmt":"2003-02-22T02:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2003\/02\/22\/"},"modified":"2003-02-22T02:12:00","modified_gmt":"2003-02-22T02:12:00","slug":"457","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2003\/02\/22\/457\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<table columns=2>\n<tr>\n<td><image src=\"http:\/www.inreach.com\/chrisandjanet\/weblog\/beer.jpg\" alt=\"Bottoms up!\" border=0 height=100 width=180><\/td>\n<td><i>&#8220;Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.&#8221; &#8211;Dave Barry<\/i><\/td>\n<\/table>\n<p>So my brother read the post below and wrote back, &#8220;There&#8217;s nowhere you can be that isn&#8217;t where you&#8217;re meant to be. It&#8217;s easy. All you need is love.&#8221; and I&#8217;m finding that really helpful. It also helps that I&#8217;m kind of in limbo this weekend, writing this from a hotel room in Carson City, Nevada. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m at a Dataflex Developer&#8217;s conference for three days, and there&#8217;s really no reason to even think about how my back deck&#8217;s all torn up, or the leak in the hot tub, or the catalog merchandising list that was due last week. Ah, sweet freedom. All I have to do tonight is eat, drink a couple of beers, and sleep like a baby.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.&#8221; &#8211;Dave Barry So my brother read the post below and wrote back, &#8220;There&#8217;s nowhere you can be that isn&#8217;t where &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2003\/02\/22\/457\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-457","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=457"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}