{"id":61,"date":"2005-10-06T16:41:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-06T16:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2005\/10\/06\/excuse-me-and-god-bless-you\/"},"modified":"2005-10-06T16:41:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-06T16:41:00","slug":"excuse-me-and-god-bless-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2005\/10\/06\/excuse-me-and-god-bless-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Excuse Me and God Bless You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How come when someone sneezes, 5 people instantly yell &#8220;God bless you,&#8221; but if they burp or fart, if anyone says anything, it&#8217;s &#8220;Excuse yourself.&#8221; Those all seem about the same to me. And how come coughing gets left out? That doesn&#8217;t seem fair. Maybe I can start a trend where, whenever someone coughs, we&#8217;ll all agree to say, &#8220;Robitussin!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How come when someone sneezes, 5 people instantly yell &#8220;God bless you,&#8221; but if they burp or fart, if anyone says anything, it&#8217;s &#8220;Excuse yourself.&#8221; Those all seem about the same to me. And how come coughing gets left out? That doesn&#8217;t seem fair. Maybe I can start a trend where, whenever someone coughs, we&#8217;ll &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2005\/10\/06\/excuse-me-and-god-bless-you\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excuse Me and God Bless You&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[58],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-61","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=61"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=61"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=61"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=61"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}