{"id":84,"date":"2005-07-22T07:35:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-22T07:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2005\/07\/22\/yes-im-still-here\/"},"modified":"2005-07-22T07:35:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-22T07:35:00","slug":"yes-im-still-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2005\/07\/22\/yes-im-still-here\/","title":{"rendered":"Yes, I&#8217;m still here&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In case it&#8217;s not obvious, this is one of those, &#8220;Yes, I&#8217;m still here,&#8221; posts.<\/p>\n<p>I spent most of the last week or so driving around between Kansas City and south central Iowa, and I haven&#8217;t posted in, like, forever.<\/p>\n<p>Nonetheless, I&#8217;m still out here thinkin&#8217; and writin&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>While I was driving my Hyundai Accent around on &#8220;Clean Burning Iowa Ethanol,&#8221; I heard a few good songs on the local alternative station out of St. Joseph&#8217;s MO, which I believe was called KJO. (Speaking of ethanol, it was amazing &#038;#151 the 89.5 octane unleaded with ethanol was 6 cents cheaper than the 87 octane without.) But the really nice thing about driving a Hyundai rental is how good my old &#8217;89 Honda Accord feels when I get home.<\/p>\n<p>The first good song was <i>Breathe<\/i>, by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.annanalick.com\/\">Anna Nalick<\/a>. If you go to her website, and I think you should, I&#8217;d encourage you to listen to the sample for <i>Wreck of the Day<\/i>. <i>Breathe<\/i> has a cool lyric, though: &#8220;Life&#8217;s like an hourglass glued to the table.&#8221; Check it out.<\/p>\n<p>The other song I liked a lot was <i>Almost<\/i> by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bowlingforsoup.com\/\">Bowling for Soup<\/a>. This from their FAQ page: &#8220;Why not <i>Bowling for Stew<\/i>? Because that would suck.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Please click that &#8220;Bowling for Soup&#8221; link now, watch the <i>Almost<\/i> video and go look at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bowlingforsoup.com\/thoughts.html\">Random Thoughts<\/a>. Here&#8217;s a sample:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>You know, no one is born a menace to society. That shit takes work. \u2013 Jaret<\/li>\n<li>I wish I could have met the guy who coined the WORD &#8220;fart.&#8221; I\u2019ll bet he had a few more up his sleeve. You know he had a few that were even better. \u2013 Jaret\n<\/li>\n<li>I was so glad when I found out that masturbation is normal. I thought I was going to be the only blind kid with hairy palms. That didn\u2019t really worry me. I don\u2019t want to offend the hairy-palmed people of the world. You look fine. It looks really good on you. <em>What does it feel like to pet a dog?<\/em> (emphasis mine &#8211; CB) \u2013 Jaret<\/li>\n<li>I think if puppies weren\u2019t so damn cute, that the reptile industry would be booming. \u2013 Jaret\n<\/li>\n<li>If I could fly, I always wonder if I would still drive early in the morning time. I mean, I can&#8217;t even get myself to do 10 pushups&#8230;let alone flap my freakin arms up and down 2000 times per second. &#8211; Jaret\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(If you actually do listen to <i>Almost<\/i> and you don&#8217;t hear people going &#8220;bop-bop-bop,&#8221; listen again &#038;#151 I only heard it myself just now, and it really makes the song. Jaret rocks.)<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/weblog\/good%20fast%20cheap.jpg\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" hspace=\"10\" alt=\"The amazing Good-Fast-Cheap diagram.\" \/>I was visiting with my good friend Bob the other day, and he showed me this model for evaluating projects. The idea is that everyone wants things to be Good, Fast <em>and<\/em> Cheap, but in real life, you only get two. So if you want to remodel your kitchen, you can go cheap and good and do it all yourself, but it won&#8217;t be fast, or you can hire it done and get it done well as quickly as possible, but it won&#8217;t be cheap. Or you can hire it done by a bunch of unlicensed people with little experience, and it may be fast, and it may be cheap, but it <em>won&#8217;t<\/em> be good.<\/p>\n<p>He pretty much convinced me that you can apply this model to <em>everything<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In case it&#8217;s not obvious, this is one of those, &#8220;Yes, I&#8217;m still here,&#8221; posts. I spent most of the last week or so driving around between Kansas City and south central Iowa, and I haven&#8217;t posted in, like, forever. Nonetheless, I&#8217;m still out here thinkin&#8217; and writin&#8217;. While I was driving my Hyundai Accent &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2005\/07\/22\/yes-im-still-here\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Yes, I&#8217;m still here&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-84","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=84"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=84"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=84"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=84"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}