{"id":98,"date":"2005-04-23T06:47:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-23T06:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2005\/04\/23\/mitch-hedberg\/"},"modified":"2005-04-23T06:47:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-23T06:47:00","slug":"mitch-hedberg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2005\/04\/23\/mitch-hedberg\/","title":{"rendered":"Mitch Hedberg"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was never a big fan of the recently late Mitch Hedberg, but that was only because I&#8217;d never heard of him. There are some jokes over <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedotdotdot.com\/humor\/hedberg.html\">here<\/a> that are really quite funny, and I highly recommend reading through all of them, but my favorites are probably:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.<\/p>\n<p>I think Pringles&#8217; initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles is a laid back company. They said &#8220;Fuck it. Cut &#8217;em up.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My friend said to me, &#8220;You know what I like? Mashed potatoes.&#8221; I was like, &#8220;Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you&#8217;re going to quiz me you have to insert a pause.&#8221;\n <\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was never a big fan of the recently late Mitch Hedberg, but that was only because I&#8217;d never heard of him. There are some jokes over here that are really quite funny, and I highly recommend reading through all of them, but my favorites are probably: I used to do drugs. I still do &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2005\/04\/23\/mitch-hedberg\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Mitch Hedberg&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-98","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=98"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=98"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=98"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=98"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}