{"id":99,"date":"2005-04-22T21:40:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-22T21:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2005\/04\/22\/we-say-a-lot-of-dumb-things\/"},"modified":"2005-04-22T21:40:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-22T21:40:00","slug":"we-say-a-lot-of-dumb-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2005\/04\/22\/we-say-a-lot-of-dumb-things\/","title":{"rendered":"We say a lot of dumb things&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is interesting &#8211; I took a grammar\/usage test that I saw over on <a href=\"http:\/\/mayagirl.blogspot.com\/\">Maya&#8217;s blog<\/a>, and I noticed as I went through it that there were several things that I say <em>differently<\/em> after 20 years out West, vs. when I was a kid growin&#8217; up in Iowa, towit:<\/p>\n<p>\nKid in Iowa:<\/p>\n<table width=400 align=center border=1 bordercolor=black cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\" bgcolor=\"#A8FFB3\">\n<h3>Your Linguistic Profile:<\/h3>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#D9FFD8\">\n75% General American English<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#A8FFB3\">\n15% Upper Midwestern<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#D9FFD8\">\n10% Midwestern<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#A8FFB3\">\n0% Dixie<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#D9FFD8\">\n0% Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<div align=\"center\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogthings.com\/amenglishdialecttest\/\">What Kind of American English Do You Speak?<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p>\nNow:<\/p>\n<table width=400 align=center border=1 bordercolor=black cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\" bgcolor=\"#A8FFB3\">\n<h3>Your Linguistic Profile:<\/h3>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#D9FFD8\">\n65% General American English<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#A8FFB3\">\n20% Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#D9FFD8\">\n10% Upper Midwestern<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#A8FFB3\">\n5% Dixie<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#D9FFD8\">\n0% Midwestern<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<div align=\"center\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogthings.com\/amenglishdialecttest\/\">What Kind of American English Do You Speak?<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p>\nI should also mention that there were some questions in this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogthings.com\/amenglishdialecttest\/\">test<\/a> that didn&#8217;t have an accurate answer for me, like I tend to say &#8220;Gym shoes&#8221; now vs. the &#8220;Tennis Shoes&#8221; that I grew up with or the &#8220;Sneakers&#8221; that they provided as the only other option.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is interesting &#8211; I took a grammar\/usage test that I saw over on Maya&#8217;s blog, and I noticed as I went through it that there were several things that I say differently after 20 years out West, vs. when I was a kid growin&#8217; up in Iowa, towit: Kid in Iowa: Your Linguistic Profile: &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/2005\/04\/22\/we-say-a-lot-of-dumb-things\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;We say a lot of dumb things&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-99","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=99"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=99"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=99"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chrisandjanet.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=99"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}