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		<title>Now I think I understand&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Oct 2011 23:38:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In The Know: Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?]]></description>
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		<title>Cool cartoon about password security</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2011 06:10:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Sep 2010 09:15:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just in case you somehow missed this classic Ken Jennings episode a few years back, please join us for a Jeopardy moment that will live in infamy&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just in case you somehow missed this classic Ken Jennings episode a few years back, please join us for a Jeopardy moment that will live in infamy&#8230;</p>
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		<title>pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2010 16:42:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is with the media? People and animals all over Europe are choking on volcanic ash from the eruption in Iceland and nobody writes about pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?]]></description>
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		<title>Joel Achenbach&#8217;s take on the Decade</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 20:44:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I really like Joel&#8217;s summary of the first 10% of the 21st century. I especially like his closing paragraph: &#8220;As history marches on, this decade will be known for its stumbles and reversals. The scolds and doubters reminded us that hope is not a plan. But neither is despair a winning strategy. The smart move [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I really like Joel&#8217;s <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/12/26/AR2009122601822.html?hpid%3Dtopnews" alt="Click to read the article.">summary of the first 10% of the 21st century</a>. I especially like his closing paragraph:
<p>&#8220;As history marches on, this decade will be known for its stumbles and reversals. The scolds and doubters reminded us that hope is not a plan. But neither is despair a winning strategy. The smart move is to look back at the 2000s glancingly, and then turn, with optimism, to the decade ahead.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Lady Gaga is a Genius</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 07:56:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t care what anybody says&#8230; Lady G is a genius.]]></description>
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		<title>Interesting Google-ish Thing</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 04:57:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was researching a basic &#8220;difference between&#8221; question, and I was extremely intriuged by the top 10 Google suggested searches. Among other things, the #1 suggests to me that English is not dead.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was researching a basic &#8220;difference between&#8221; question, and I was extremely intriuged by the top 10 Google suggested searches. Among other things, the #1 suggests to me that English is <i>not</i> dead.
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		<title>This tagline is owned.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 05:03:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I used to have a tag line in my header that said &#8220;Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.&#8221; (Think about it.) Then somewhere along the line I changed it to the current one, &#8220;It&#8217;s time to take this bull by the horns and milk it.&#8221;, which is wholly original, and I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://chrisandjanet.net/weblog/quote.jpg" align="left" hspace="10">I used to have a tag line in my header that said &#8220;Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.&#8221; (Think about it.)
<p>Then somewhere along the line I changed it to the current one, &#8220;It&#8217;s time to take this bull by the horns and milk it.&#8221;, which is wholly original, and I think, clever. Don&#8217;t believe me? <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=%22it%27s+time+to+take+this+bull+by+the+horns+and+milk+it.%22&#038;hl=en&#038;safe=off&#038;num=100&#038;filter=0">This one is mine.</a>
<p>Now.. how do I get Googlebot to forget my old (Google-operated) BlogSpot blog and point here? It&#8217;s a quandry.</p>
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		<title>Welcome to October Linky-Doodles</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 06:35:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever heard of a &#8220;man cave?&#8221; I wouldn&#8217;t mind having one even a little bit. Neil Young plays All along the Watchtower. Well. Tesla vs. Einstein &#8211; I love Nikola, but my money&#8217;s on Albert. I read this book recently and recommend it highly. The Lady Janet liked it too! Britney does Alanis surprisingly well. [...]]]></description>
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<li><a href="http://www.mancavesite.org/">Ever heard of a &#8220;man cave?&#8221; I wouldn&#8217;t mind having one even a little bit.</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_tJnj2j5kI&#038;feature=player_embedded#t=23">Neil Young plays <em>All along the Watchtower</em>. Well.</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.writingriffs.com/2009/09/13/tesla-vs-einstein-transcending-the-speed-of-light-with-author-marc-seifer/">Tesla vs. Einstein &#8211; I love Nikola, but my money&#8217;s on Albert.</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=112883759&#038;ft=1&#038;f=1032">I read this book recently and recommend it highly. The Lady Janet liked it too!</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdRKmTb82nQ">Britney does Alanis surprisingly well.</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.interferencetheory.com/index.html">A friend recommended this music threory site.</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJSGlq89wsQ">Mike Judge (Office Space, King of the Hill, Idiocracy) has a new movie!</a></li>
<li><a href="http://leisureguy.wordpress.com/useful-knowledge/">Odd page of really interesting links on a site that reviews gourmet shaving products. Really.</a></li>
<li><a href="http://thetalentcode.com/"><em>The Talent Code</em> is another really good book &#8211; it&#8217;s all about the 10,000 hours of practice rule for developing talent.</a></li>
<li><a href="https://scs.fidelity.com/products/trading/Knowledge_Center/tkc2/">Fidelity.com&#8217;s investment study page &#8211; if you&#8217;re over 23 and you aren&#8217;t saving for your retirement, you&#8217;re doing something wrong.</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.txt2pic.com/">Put your text on various templates (Asparagus Pee for Dummies)?&#8221;</a></li>
<li><a href="http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/?source=NEWSLETTER&#038;nlsource=48&#038;ppc=&#038;utm_campaign=DIBPresents&#038;utm_source=NL&#038;utm_medium=newsletter">Chronicling America &#8211; great source for a bunch of old newspapers. I found  a great article about our hometown from 100 years ago.</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/29722200/rolling_stones_essential_beatles_coverage?utm_source=weekly-newsletter&#038;utm_medium=email">Did you hear that the Beatles have re-released all their material? Here&#8217;s the Rolling Stone Beatles headquarters, which includes the audio recordings of John Lennon&#8217;s interviews with Jan Wenner.</a></li>
<li><a href="http://coolsig.com/">Need a tagline for your signature? Here&#8217;s a handy site. My favorite (under &#8220;making you think&#8221;) is: &#8220;A self-addressed envelope would be addressed &#8216;envelope&#8217;.&#8221;; it&#8217;s very Steven Wright.</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/completelist/0,29569,1918031,00.html">The Top 50 websites, according to Time magazine.</a></li>
<li><a href="http://caps.fool.com/blogs/viewpost.aspx?bpid=245536&#038;t=01002295946079504057">Intriguing graphic illustration of the bailout by a Motley Fool blogger.</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.esarcasm.com/">eSarcasm &#8211; kinda like The Onion, but a little more geeky and not as good. But still good.</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/mind/surveys/whatamilike/index_5.shtml?personality_type=idealist">Results page for my personality test at the BBC&#8217;s really cool mind and body site &#8211; please explore the site too.</a></li>
<li><a href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/achenblog/2009/08/stephen_hawking_and_freedom.html?wprss=achenblog">Health reform: Joel Achenbach blogs on the treatment of Stephen Hawking under the national health.</a></li>
<li><a href="http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2008/21apr_ducttape.htm">Duct tape made it to the moon. And it came in really handy. Really.</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.michaelshermer.com/2009/08/shakespeare-interrupted/">&#8220;I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not it seems to me that he missed the opportunity of his lifetime.&#8221; &#8211; James M. Barrie (Really good article by Michael Shermer, of the Skeptics Society.)</a></li>
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<a href="http://www.listentobooks.com/display_blog.cfm?bid=C73BA479-E081-2A9C-F019F24BAF359C6B">The Lady Janet (my wifey to any newbies) is President of the Audio Publishers Association. (I&#8217;m very proud to be the first gentleman in our industry.)</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zApx1UlkpNs&#038;eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fig%2Egmodules%2Ecom%2Fgadgets%2Fifr%3Fview%3Dhome%26url%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fhosting%2Egmodules%2Ecom%2Fig%2Fgadgets%2Ffile%2F100080069921643878012%2Fyoutube%2Exml%26n&#038;feature=player_embedded">Euler&#8217;s identity, my favorite equation. By the way, a very clever British chum of mine who went to University finally taught me that this is pronounced &#8220;Oiler.&#8221;</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/02/magazine/02cooking-t.html?_r=3&#038;pagewanted=all">Michael Pollan (<em>Omnivore&#8217;s Dilemma, In Defense of Food</em>) has some things to say about American eating habits in light of the popularity of cooking shows, including <em>Julie &#038; Julia</em>.</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1cx-Q88cxw&#038;feature=related">Zappa on John &#038; Yoko (also lots of other good Zappa YouTubes).</a>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTjc5Xtz3ho&#038;feature=related">Tristan Prettyman with Jason Mraz &#8211; good song &#8211; is this his girlfriend?</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_y_2UgYc7A&#038;feature=channel">Bob Schneider&#8217;s <em>Captain Kirk</em> &#8211; cool video and good YouTube channel.</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjHJ7FmV0M4&#038;feature=related">How the world looked to Richard P. Feynman and me.</a></li>
<li><a href="http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2009/07/richard_feynman_tells_it_like.php">Feynman on religion.</a></li>
<li><a href="http://amazingribs.com/index.html">If you really want to grill anything properly, ribs say, you need to listen to this guy. I followed his recipe for ribs (grilled for 5 hours over smoke and water)&#8230; mmm.</a></li>
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		<title>Google Trends</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 16:35:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was over looking at Google Trends&#8217; new business trends models at Google Domestic Trends, and I stumbled on this nifty flu tracker page: Google Flu Trends. By the way, there appears to be no &#8220;real&#8221; plural of &#8220;flu,&#8221; so I have decided to declare that the plural of &#8220;flu&#8221; is &#8220;flus&#8221; &#8212; it certainly [...]]]></description>
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<p />I was over looking at Google Trends&#8217; new business trends models at <a href="http://www.google.com/finance/domestic_trends">Google Domestic Trends</a>, and I stumbled on this nifty flu tracker page: <a href="http://www.google.org/flutrends/intl/en_us/">Google Flu Trends</a>.</p>
<p>By the way, there appears to be no &#8220;real&#8221; plural of &#8220;flu,&#8221; so I have decided to declare that the plural of &#8220;flu&#8221; is &#8220;flus&#8221; &#8212; it certainly <em>isn&#8217;t</em> &#8220;flues.&#8221;</p>
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