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Monday, May 10, 2004
Coveted Asparagus Pee Doh! Award.I don't ever download any music off the Internet, legal or otherwise, because we already have about 500 albums and 300 CD's that we don't ever listen to. But I do listen to the radio when I'm in my car, and I really like this stupid song that's a remake of the Gloria Gaynor classic I Will Survive, which I hated, but it's a little faster and a little more hip-hop, and it's got a new chorus that goes something like 'This love has taken its toll on me. You said, "Good-bye," too many times before,' and I've heard it something like 5 or 6 times, and I'll be darned if they'll ever tell me who it's by.

So here's a big ol' clue for the RIAA: Stop suing kids for downloading Eminem bootlegs and try to get the radio stations to tell me who the songs are by so I can go out and buy their records!

While I'm doh!-ing, here's one for the think tank at the Microsoft campus: It would be really cool if when I get an HTML formatted message in Outlook, the status line would show me the URL for a link in the message body the way IE does. Seems like an easy thing.
By the way, here's a recycled post with links to some songs that I've recorded over the years. I have around 10 times the number of vistors I had when I originally posted this, so maybe someone will find something to enjoy, and please remember, bloggers live for comments.

I Don't Love You No More A lighthearted country ditty.
Why Are We All So Afraid? Really cool guitar - good lyrics & good atmosphere provided by my brother Kevin.
All I Ever Wanna Do Good song - the girl I wrote it for was unimpressed, but that's OK - I like it. Not a very good recording, though.
Couples & Money Very nice, bouncy little Beatlesque thing. Actually appears on a commercial audiobook by the same name, in a slightly different studio recording that's not as good.
Go with the Flow Major Lennon-ish production number.
For Chaaya Very real sounding classical guitar piece, but it ain't live - it's Memorex. Even when I actually played this many years ago, I used several tracks.
Sometimes It's Hard This may well be the best thing I've ever come up with.
Levi's 501 Ad This was back in the days when Sasson jeans was running an ad where Elton John sang 'Sassons mean so much.' I actually sent it to Levi's via Foote, Cone & Belding, and they sent it back registered mail with a copy of their unsolicited ideas policy.
Look Around Another Lennon song I tried to write.
No Woman Blues What it says.
Out in the Rain This is my first big piano number from when we got my mother-in-law's old piano a few years ago.
Separation 20-something angst about a long-distance romance. Nice pseudo-classical acoustic solo piece played live.
I'm So in Love with You This may be my most elaborate production number to date.
Ton of Pain Another light-hearted country piece.

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