I’ve been waiting and wondering what happened to Last Comic Standing, and I’ve just learned that NBC pulled the plug and announced a winner without me! Boy, that’s the way to endear your fans.
We’re Doing Five Blades – The Onion
For some reason, people are starting to find Asparagus Pee by searching for “Quattro™” and “5-blade razor” again, and the old link to The Onion article I think they’re really looking for has long since been moved into a subscription-only archive, so as a public service, I present this link to a completely illegal copy on somebody else’s site: Forget Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades – The Onion.
Anybody got a Sugar Pill?
It occurs to me that one reason the placebo effect works so well is that it’s so easy to forget that we’re healing ourselves amazingly well all of the time.