We’re Doing Five Blades – The Onion

For some reason, people are starting to find Asparagus Pee by searching for “Quattro&#153” and “5-blade razor” again, and the old link to The Onion article I think they’re really looking for has long since been moved into a subscription-only archive, so as a public service, I present this link to a completely illegal copy on somebody else’s site: Forget Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades – The Onion.