I’m not generally a conspiracy theorist, but I’ve been thinking about this whole Al Franken vs. Bill O’Reilly/Fox News thing, and it’s occurred to me that these guys are both bright enough marketers and self-promoters that they may just have agreed with each other up front to put on this big show for us to promote both of their books and Fox might even be in on it. I mean, if you’ll stoop to showing Alien Autopsy, where do you draw the line?

(And coming up next on Celebrity Boxing…)