I do not like feeling powerless. A couple of quick examples?

Out of Control?
  • The stock market has been going down pretty much ever since I made my first investment back in the early ’90s, and there’s nothing I can do about it.
  • It looks like Dubya’s going to war whether we want to or not, and there’s nothing I can do about it.

I would like to be omnipotent. Is there something like Viagra for that?