I get right around 200 spams per day now, and I’m often amused by the senders, the subject, or the content – it’s really scary, but I’m beginning to consider spam glancing a form of entertainment, and I’m toying with the idea of having an occasional “Worst Spam” award, but I’m torn, so please feel free to comment.

Yesterday, what got me was the sender’s name, Pusillanimity G. Romanticizes – reminds me of Phoebe from Friends calling herself Regina Philanges. So here’s todays winner, from my good friend Feminism I. Tobaccoes:

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