1st Guest Blog!

Here’s a guest blog entry from my younger brother, Kevin:

Someday the skin care experts of the world will realize that the secret ingredient they’ve all been looking for is human ear wax. Ever look at an old person’s ears? Try it. The ears are almost perfectly preserved.

All the dumbfounded experts on Alzheimer’s disease who’ve been fruitlessly looking at aluminum cookware for the culprit will realize that it’s the aluminum in antiperspirant that’s causing some of us to lose our minds in our older years.

(Unrelated non-Kevin thing: There was a rumor awhile back that antiperspirants were causing breast cancer, and that’s been thoroughly discredited by the American Cancer Society.)

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